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Who are dirtier; men or women? Page 6

Isn't a hair's life time about four years? I always wanted hair down to my knees.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 11 2009, 4:20 PM BST

Although the ears and nose are linked, even severe ear wax will have basically no effect on nasal congestion/decongestion. The Eustachian tube, which equalises air pressure between the ear and nose is too deep in the ear to be affected by wax. "Congestion" felt in the ears is most commonly due to problems at the nasal end of the Eustachian tube, most notably apparent when one has a cold. In the same way as you can have "referred pain", you can also experience "referred congestion". Geek

Not much can be done about it apparently in my case. But at least it's hardly a major health problem.

Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 4:16 PM BST

Ooh, that's quite interesting.

Tim's work is done for the week. ;)

Obviously there will be other factors that will determine the health and strength of an individual's hair follicle, such as genetic factors, general health and nutrition, age, sex and physically how they treat their hair. ;)

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 11 2009, 4:09 PM BST

This is Apparently because the detergent in Shampoo strips your hair of it's natural oils which are designed to keep it clean & healthy.
So the body produces excess oils while you use Shampoo to compensate, this should get back to normal after a few weeks or a month or so.

Of course, what the new agers fail to mention is that your hair will be clean and shiny if you lived in a world that wasn't full of filth, pollution and dirty pillow cases.

I don't think shampoo, soap and deoderant are some sort of conspiracy, after all, people have been using them for thousands of years.

Besides, nothing's better then getting it on with a chick fresh out of the shower and her body's all soapy smelling and still a bit wet...oh no, I've said too much again. >_<

Mmmm wet.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 4:24 PM BST

I always wanted hair down to my knees.

*writes inappropriate 'Lady Shave' joke here and runs away*

Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ October 11 2009, 12:47 PM BST

*wibble* He does have a rather spiffing bottom.

I was in Wilco's once and it was just when they'd started selling food. I was looking at the super noodles when all of a sudden this ungodly odour invaded my nostrils. It was how I imagined the bog of eternal stench to smell like in the David Bowie vehicle 'Labyrinth'. I turned to see where this smell had come from, and stood there was this foul woman who hadn't touched a bar of soap in quite some time. The smell seemed to get.....thicker and her companion arrived. Twas a man. It is folly to suggest women are intrinsically filthier than men and vice versa.

This makes me lol.

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 11 2009, 1:50 PM BST

I was having a wee in a nightclub urinal once and this woman came in, hitched up her skirt and started weeing like a man in the urinal next to me. At first I thought it might be a bloke in fancy dress but a quick glance revealed the awful truth - she was just kind of pulling her flange up so the wee went straight out instead of down. I don't think I've ever been so disturbed. She even gave herself a little shake when she'd finished. :O

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 2:08 PM BST

The girls I've dated with really long hair say they can't wash it every day or it dries out. Didn't stop them from constantly putting chemicals in it on an almost daily basis.

Here's the real kicker, if a woman washes her punani too much, then it takes away the good bacteria and bad bacteria takes over. Yes, just like in those Yakult adverts but with vaginas. :(

Ohhhh dear. I am in a giggly mood today. Laughing out loud

I was rather hoping for a general fruity/dirty rather than dirty/dirty but I did say any context.

Focus!

Truthfully I think exposure to so much pornagraphy now means that many men, who's sexual fantasies are linked to a deep-seated feeling that sex is dirty and wrong, need dirtier and more wrong ways to be turned on.

Back to kinky!

That is much more interesting I must agree.

Thanks for bringing Sexy Back Zooo.

When I think about conversations my galpals and I have had, I'd say women are definitely dirtier than men.

I'd say women now are much dirtier then their 20th century forebearers. Just about every girl I've met in the last 10 years has tried it 'up the 'arris' or lezzed it off with another bird - all before the age of 21.

And you know what? Thank God. I think back to the bad old days where even the mention of oral sex was greeted with 'Ewww gross.'

On the downside, a lot of young women are more then ready to sell themselves for money - maybe it's always been that way, but the Internet has been an eye opener.

Prostitution, porn, lap dancing, stripping, webcam shows, etc., etc., it seems that when the big gas bill comes in, they don't think twice about putting their bits on the market for some quick money. I've even heard stories about girls who will give the cab driver a quick shandy to get out of paying the fare. :S

Here comes my super sweeping generalisation: I reckon that most women at some point in their lives consider going on the game - even if just for a fleeting moment, but they do consider it.

I know I have.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 9:24 PM BST

I'd say women now are much dirtier then their 20th century forebearers. Just about every girl I've met in the last 10 years has tried it 'up the 'arris' or lezzed it off with another bird - all before the age of 21.

Sad thing is though, it's probably not because they want to.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 9:27 PM BST

Sad thing is though, it's probably not because they want to.

Eh?

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