I do remember a girl at school who you could kind of tell when it was a certain time of the month. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 11 2009, 12:54 PM BSTYou are very lucky, because my mother in law got it...bad...
Ha. No, not me.
*leaves to shave chest*
She can grow a beard quicker than my ex and he has to shave twice a day. Her answer for hiding it???? Caked on foundation and tons of makeup.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 11 2009, 12:58 PM BSTShe can grow a beard quicker than my ex and he has to shave twice a day. Her answer for hiding it???? Caked on foundation and tons of makeup.
What colour is it?
Her lady beard? Black, jet black. Her hair is snow white, but she dyes it every two weeks, using whatever she has a coupon for. So, in the past 6 months, she's been red, I Love Lucy red, dark auburn, brown, light brown, red again, etc. She picks the colour based on what the best deal is. Her hair is so thin on top that you can practically count them. She's a looker!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 11 2009, 1:05 PM BSTHer lady beard? Black, jet black. Her hair is snow white, but she dyes it every two weeks, using whatever she has a coupon for. So, in the past 6 months, she's been red, I Love Lucy red, dark auburn, brown, light brown, red again, etc. She picks the colour based on what the best deal is. Her hair is so thin on top that you can practically count them. She's a looker!
Aww. I wonder what I would look like with grey hair.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 1:09 PM BSTAww. I wonder what I would look like with grey hair.
Some people really can pull it off and look fantastic. I was amazed how okay I was with being bald for 7 months. I wore lots of great earrings and let my kids put temp tattoos on my head. My favourite was a massive racecar on a track that wrapped around the back of my head. 
Ah, a battle of the sexes argument, time for me to weigh in with my usual 'wisdom' and 'logic' -
Pub Toilets - both are equally dirty but in different ways. Drunk men have very bad aim, plus some idiot always stuffs the bog with toilet paper and the bowl overflows and water goes all over the floor. Women on the other hand have a tendency to hover over but not touch the seat, which in turn leads to splatter of their own. There's also the sanitary towel / tampon situation. Plus I've known several women who've gone wizz-wizz in the sink because some cow on a mobile phone wouldn't get out of the stalls.
In the bedroom - women edge out men slightly on this one. Men who go to bed stinky are just ignorant and selfish, they can't smell their own stink and can't wipe their own arses properly. Women have full on biological warfare going on 'down there' - bacterium, periods, hormone imbalances, reactions to medicines, thrush, urine and blood trapped in pubes, the list goes on and on.
In General - about equal, though women are better at covering up smells. An average guy will shower and wash his hair every day whereas women with long tresses will only wash their hair once every few days. Women like to take long baths, but as they're basically swimming in their own filth, the effects are temporary at best. Men do a lot of physical exertion, so they will sweat more. Women who wax and shave will get pimples on their private bits. Men are more likely to fart in public situations, young mothers smell of stale milk and baby vomit and all elderly people just smell 'wrong'.
And that's my blinkered view of the situation.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 11 2009, 1:12 PM BSTSome people really can pull it off and look fantastic. I was amazed how okay I was with being bald for 7 months. I wore lots of great earrings and let my kids put temp tattoos on my head. My favourite was a massive racecar on a track that wrapped around the back of my head.
You must have a good shaped head. I'd look like weird baby.
Oh I have a couple of bumps and scars. I think most of it was just a good attitude. I didn't go out uncovered very often as it was winter when I lost my hair and it was a very cold spring and early summer.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 1:40 PM BSTAh, a battle of the sexes argument, time for me to weigh in with my usual 'wisdom' and 'logic' -
Pub Toilets - both are equally dirty but in different ways. Drunk men have very bad aim, plus some idiot always stuffs the bog with toilet paper and the bowl overflows and water goes all over the floor. Women on the other hand have a tendency to hover over but not touch the seat, which in turn leads to splatter of their own. There's also the sanitary towel / tampon situation. Plus I've known several women who've gone wizz-wizz in the sink because some cow on a mobile phone wouldn't get out of the stalls.
I was having a wee in a nightclub urinal once and this woman came in, hitched up her skirt and started weeing like a man in the urinal next to me. At first I thought it might be a bloke in fancy dress but a quick glance revealed the awful truth - she was just kind of pulling her flange up so the wee went straight out instead of down. I don't think I've ever been so disturbed. She even gave herself a little shake when she'd finished. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 1:40 PM BSTWomen have full on biological warfare going on 'down there' - bacterium, periods, hormone imbalances, reactions to medicines, thrush, urine and blood trapped in pubes, the list goes on and on.
I wish it wouldn't. 
How is that even physically possible, Lee???? Wowz. 
I have long 'tresses' and wash my hair every day.
Do the women you've dated own a shower at all Renegade??? Or some soap.
Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 1:53 PM BSTI have long 'tresses' and wash my hair every day.
Only in the summer. Every other day normally. It doesn't take much effort to get and keep clean does it.
Only takes a minute in the shower to clean!
I do agree with women hovvering over the seats, I'm constantly wiping someone else's own pee-wee off the seat cos the dirty bint before me couldn't be bothered to do it herself.
Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 1:53 PM BSTDo the women you've dated own a shower at all Renegade??? Or some soap.
Oh yes, they've got every conceivable cleansing product known to man, which is evidenced when they take over the bathroom and I can't find space on the bathtub to put my shampoo and shower gel.
The girls I've dated with really long hair say they can't wash it every day or it dries out. Didn't stop them from constantly putting chemicals in it on an almost daily basis.
Here's the real kicker, if a woman washes her punani too much, then it takes away the good bacteria and bad bacteria takes over. Yes, just like in those Yakult adverts but with vaginas.
Even though I stated that both men and women are equally dirty, you decided to concentrate on my criticisms of women - you sexist. 