Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 10:15 PM BST
A midget woman dressed as a schoolboy - isn't that every man's secret fantasy?
All my girlfriend's turn kranky when I'm done 
Who are dirtier; men or women? Page 10
Of course, there is a far quicker way to determine who are dirtier - men or women -
Hands up all those who've sucked a cock this year.
See? Filthy.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 10:15 PM BSTYou're not telling me you couldn't name a few yourself surely?
I can actually only think of one!
Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 10:25 PM BSTI can actually only think of one!
Who?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 10:22 PM BSTOf course, there is a far quicker way to determine who are dirtier - men or women -
Hands up all those who've sucked a cock this year.
See? Filthy.
I dunno, seems there's plenty of that going on here amongst the blokes (metaphorically at least).
Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 10:26 PM BSTWho?
ditto.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 10:26 PM BSTWho?
You seem remarkably interested in this subject. You better not have your thingy in your hand Moonstone. 
I'm not going to say whooo.
But mine is 'one' compared to your lots.
So is interesting!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 10:22 PM BSTHands up all those who've sucked a cock this year.
*raises hand*
But it was tofu, does that count? 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 10:27 PM BSTYou seem remarkably interested in this subject. You better not have your thingy in your hand Moonstone.
Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 10:28 PM BSTI'm not going to say whooo.
But mine is 'one' compared to your lots.
So is interesting!
Ok, I'll work out my figure, honestly. But I'll have to remember the members first or I might miss one.
Quote: Leevil @ October 11 2009, 10:32 PM BST*raises hand*
But it was tofu, does that count?
Ahhh, Stott's old "tofu apple" trick!
Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 10:35 PM BSTAhhh, Stott's old "tofu apple" trick!
I though 'tofu' was the name of Leevil's oriental man puppet.
You know him?
*shakes fist*
"TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
I reminded of a page in one of the Goodies books...might have been 'The Goodies Files'...which showed two drawings of a man and a woman. On it it put arrows pointing to each sex's erogenous zones.
The woman had arrows all over the place - neck, ear, kneecap - while the man had about a dozen all directed towards his winkle. 
Quote: Tuumble @ October 11 2009, 11:07 PM BSTI reminded of a page in one of the Goodies books...might have been 'The Goodies Files'...which showed two drawings of a man and a woman. On it it put arrows pointing to each sex's erogenous zones.
The woman had arrows all over the place - neck, ear, kneecap - while the man had about a dozen all directed towards his winkle.
That sounds like the Gender episode, with the Mary Whitehouse type character.
Well the last few pages of this thread have thoroughly confused me. That is all.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 11 2009, 4:09 PM BSTAnother interesting thing in the programme was that everyones hair will only grow to a certain length and no more. Everyones predetermined length will be different, but Once your hair gets to this point it will not get any longer.
My hair has stayed the same length (about navel length) for a few years now without being cut. I thought it was because I was tearing off the knotted split ends.