Where it clung, momentarily
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then casually slithers off
into Scottidogs bloody mouth
In walked Ken Dodd
holding a Diddyman's corpse.
His dad's dog was
Chewing on a Diddyman
and, contrary to popular
misconception, this is not
referencing DJ David Hamilton.
"What a beautiful day!"
said the dog, sounding
tattyfilarious and slightly gay.