British Comedy Guide

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much less likely to

attract comments, such as

"show us ya caber".

or "I hate that

Butler!" (Which is slang

for "Hold tightly please!")

. Not that this mattered

.Tim Walker walked in

and out, completely unnoticed.

Scottidog shouts 'Bender' loudly

yet his smell lingered

like a spent tampon.

that was used again

before being thrown, flaccid,

landing on Spagetts face

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