British Comedy Guide

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being at the library

he was told to

be quieter when masturbating.

This was not easy

to do when his

overly bulbous and repulsive

aunt was spread out

with her legs akimbo

over the Oxford Dictionary.

She looked up 'skirts'

and got a surprise

when it said 'skirts

are not kilts in

the traditional sense of

the word; skirts are

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