Calamity Jane in his
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Aunt's Ford Mondeo. Suddenly
his aunt had to
adjust her new knickers
they were stuck inside
the rear wheel arch
of the Ford Mondeo
just in case they
were sniffed by Spagett
Morrace walked past and
told Spagett's aunt to
remove her sweaty knickers
and prepare for rape.
Actually, 'twas more like
"prepare for escape to