pants out, simply by
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'Pure Pants Out' of
In walked Ken Dodd
who then walked out again
because clever c**t Spagett
has much trouble with
flatulence
and writing four words
and now averages three
words, despite the fact
he looked quite intelligent
with those Robin Day
glasses and Doris Day
wig that fell off
when he was being