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Quote: Roodeye @ October 20 2009, 11:46 PM BST

"I've been on an anger management course for a few weeks now.

I was doing really well until last night when I got home home from a gig. I was taking my make-up off and for some reason I just punched the mirror (MIMES A PUNCH). Really hard.

It shattered into a thousand pieces.

I was so ashamed, I just went to bed and cried.

Couldn't look myself in the face this morning."

Nice.

"Last night it didn't seem such a bad idea to eat a mirror; but now I can reflect ....."

(Apologies for the intrusion, but Jimmy Carr just phoned this in from the M6).

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