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Quote: EllieJP @ August 24 2011, 3:12 PM BST

I do go out, but I tend to find people I meet in bars are twats, and not on the same level as me... or single, or straight, or nice.

Stop drinking with Bussell, Stott and Ben imo :)

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ August 24 2011, 3:14 PM BST

Stop drinking with Bussell, Stott and Ben imo :)

:D Which one is which?

Ben Imo was on X factor last year, but got deported for visa issues.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 24 2011, 2:14 PM BST

I am lucky enough to have met my current boyfriend on a dating website - and he's incredible. I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

No MY girlfriend is!!!!!

Quote: Leevil @ August 24 2011, 2:29 PM BST

Ells, why do you choose to use a dating site, aren't you one of those socializing people who go out n stuff? Does a dating site give you more options or are the guys you meet when out not up to scratch?

She probably doesn't want them to scratch.

I've activated my account again.

Gulpin' hell!

The woman with the ears has put up more pictures and I still can't work it out :S

Just seenon a dating web site.

"Do you have somewhere to go but no-one to take?
Are you having trouble finding someone sane to date and simply want someone to accompany you to a social event?
Have a business social event to attend?
Could you do with company rather than go alone or not at all?

Do you want to avoid paying for an Event Companion on top of the dinner, tickets etc?

If so, I can maybe help.

I have limited money after my rent and council tax but don't want to miss out so am looking to be taken out. Many women have the same agenda but are not honest about it!

I can be available to attend genuine social engagements and events free of fee while I explore options of taking this to more professional additional income stream. I can attend lunch, dinner, black-tie events, sporting events, cultural events such as plays, Ballet, Opera and other cultural events. Or as a Bar-mitzvah / wedding guest partner, or business event accompaniment.

Although I won't charge a fee but you'd be responsible for the expenses such as tickets, food, drink etc.

I enjoy good food and the above events but this is all more than I can afford until I start to make money with my intended business, so I am giving this idea a go!

I can do vibrant, youthful & exuberantly energetic. Or I can do quiet and reserved. I can even pull refined out of the bag if required!
If you want a companion to take to they sky in a glider or some other airbourne activity, you may even find pulling my arm helps!

I have a wide array of clothes - some conventional and some that are a little different.

I am offering purely event companionship; not sex. I am not an escort!

I can also act as a Wing-Woman if you are going out on the pull and need to have a friend to break the ice."

Looking at this thread, I wondered - where is Top Banana? He was a nice boy.

Aw, he was indeed.

I love rereading old threads.

TB is fine, married now with a baby Banana or so the photos on Facebook I've seen would lead me to believe.

EDIT: Oh awks', I believe he fell victim to a recent FB culling of mine. Sorry TB!

Married and a Daddy? That's great. I seem to remember he was always in despair of finding somebody.

Quote: Chappers @ 1st February 2016, 11:50 PM GMT

Just seenon a dating web site.

"Do you have somewhere to go but no-one to take?
Are you having trouble finding someone sane to date and simply want someone to accompany you to a social event?
Have a business social event to attend?
Could you do with company rather than go alone or not at all?

Do you want to avoid paying for an Event Companion on top of the dinner, tickets etc?

If so, I can maybe help.

I have limited money after my rent and council tax but don't want to miss out so am looking to be taken out. Many women have the same agenda but are not honest about it!

I can be available to attend genuine social engagements and events free of fee while I explore options of taking this to more professional additional income stream. I can attend lunch, dinner, black-tie events, sporting events, cultural events such as plays, Ballet, Opera and other cultural events. Or as a Bar-mitzvah / wedding guest partner, or business event accompaniment.

Although I won't charge a fee but you'd be responsible for the expenses such as tickets, food, drink etc.

I enjoy good food and the above events but this is all more than I can afford until I start to make money with my intended business, so I am giving this idea a go!

I can do vibrant, youthful & exuberantly energetic. Or I can do quiet and reserved. I can even pull refined out of the bag if required!
If you want a companion to take to they sky in a glider or some other airbourne activity, you may even find pulling my arm helps!

I have a wide array of clothes - some conventional and some that are a little different.

I am offering purely event companionship; not sex. I am not an escort!

I can also act as a Wing-Woman if you are going out on the pull and need to have a friend to break the ice."

So, you found my advert then? Following redundancy a girl's gotta make a living.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 2nd February 2016, 2:19 PM GMT

So, you found my advert then? Following redundancy a girl's gotta make a living.

Can we come to some sort of arrangement?

(But don't tell anybody)

Quote: Chappers @ 2nd February 2016, 9:23 PM GMT

Can we come to some sort of arrangement?

(But don't tell anybody)

Why not? I'll meet you under the clock at Waterloo Station at 11:15 next Wednesday. Me: Tall, blonde and shapely - dressed in a parka, a pair of spotty blue wellies and clutching a copy of the Jackie Collins bestseller: Rock Star.

Morning - or are you offering me a night?

Quote: Chappers @ 2nd February 2016, 11:09 PM GMT

Morning - or are you offering me a night?

I guess it depends on how many Pinot Grigios I've supped. There must be hotel rooms in zone 1 where one can rent them by the hour?

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