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Dating sites Page 49

We're not watching your holiday movies to Magaluf again.

LOL.

Just had a message off someone. All looks above board.

Quote: Leevil @ July 1 2011, 4:50 PM BST

I heard that they use "actors" to message new people within the free trial to encourage them to stay signed up and pay. I'm not suggesting this will happen to you TB, just something I heardeded.

The first one I got in touch with claimed to be Anita Dobson's sister who seemed really attractive as I always fancied her. She did request intimate photos though.

DUN DUN dun dun dun dun dun....

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2011, 4:59 PM BST

Most girls/women seem to talk like that. Babe, or hun.

I really can't stand being called babe or hun. I don't call girls it either. Funnily enough, though, I don't mind being called 'duck' by midlanders. Always makes me laugh.

I like duck too. Normally called it by mid-aged women who work in supermarkets.

Dating sites are great for people with busy lives. I met a girlfriend this way once. I was busy with work, she was busy choosing a secondary school ...

w00t.....Today I have exchanged 3 messages with a lady. A Spaniard, no less. An English-speaking Spaniard in Stafford.

Swoon.

I am excited fir you :D

Thanks, Nat! Tis fun!

I did look at one woman's profile. From the 'thumbnail' she looked great, but then I saw the larger version and I can't for the life of me work out if her ears are real. They look like those plastic 'Spock' ears you'd wear for a joke, but I swear I can't see the 'join' and she makes no comment on it in the picture caption.

:O

Want see.

:O

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 2 2011, 7:03 PM BST

Want see.

Image
Me I could live with the ears.

Quote: Timbo @ July 2 2011, 7:36 PM BST

Me I could live with the ears.

But what about the zipperless trousers?

It would be ungentlemanly to post the picture.

:P

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