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Quote: zooo @ October 9 2009, 2:08 PM BST

I sometimes don't know what to say when people ask how I met his nibs.

Tell them you met at a Carry On convention. Oh wait, you want a story that's less embarrassing then meeting on the internet.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 9 2009, 2:03 PM BST

'I placed an advert on Leather Bitches dot com for a bisexual submissive rubber schoolgirl into golden showers, scat and over the knee spanking age play...'

I travelled all the way to The Peak District having booked into 'The Leather Bitches Bentley Brook Inn' for two nights. I turned up at reception in full fetish leather gear. I was soooo embarrassed!

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Quote: zooo @ October 9 2009, 1:55 PM BST

Do you feel comfortable telling people you 'met on the internet'?
Or do you think it sounds a bit sad, and that people associate that with weird desperate losers?

Laughing out loud I shouldn't feel weird about it but I do, I don't think I'd broadcast it in front of a group of people. But soon after we got together, I had loads of people coming up to me saying: 'I heard you got wit a bird of the internet' always making it sound really sordid. Which it was, but still.

Quote: zooo @ October 9 2009, 2:08 PM BST

I sometimes don't know what to say when people ask how I met his nibs.

It's none of their business

Just say that you're taking it slow & he hasn't even shown you his nibs yet.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 9 2009, 2:24 PM BST

It's none of their business

Just say that you're taking it slow & he hasn't even shown you his nibs yet.

Laughing out loud

I heard he hasn't got nibs.

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 2:19 PM BST

I don't think I'd broadcast it in front of a group of people.

Except for right here on the internet of course... :D

Then again, perhaps internet people don't really count.

Yeah, you bunch of losers!

Tee-hee!

Yeah, it's not like anyone reads this junk anyways...

I think if you're single and buy a cat you are probably not far away from joining a dating site anyway.

For Hot men and Hot women visit the "What makes cats so funny" thread.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 9 2009, 2:35 PM BST

Except for right here on the internet of course... :D

Then again, perhaps internet people don't really count.

Exactly.

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 3:06 PM BST

Exactly.

:( You were one of us once.

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 3:06 PM BST

Exactly.

In a good way. Errr

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 3:23 PM BST

In a good way. Errr

:D ;)

Quote: Scottidog @ October 9 2009, 2:44 PM BST

I think if you're single and buy a cat you are probably not far away from joining a dating site anyway.

:(

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