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Quote: chipolata @ July 20 2010, 11:11 AM BST

I was round at the weekend while you were away. I do enjoy a nice illicit pantie-draw rifle. ;)

Is that spelling correct in the singular?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 20 2010, 11:16 AM BST

What do you rifle with?

My face.

Quote: Marc P @ July 20 2010, 12:17 PM BST

Is that spelling correct in the singular?

I bow to your greater panties knowledge, sir!

There's no need to get sniffy!

I apologise. It was thong of me.

Quote: Chappers @ July 20 2010, 2:03 AM BST

They do work. You have to be patient though. But I met a woman through one and we've been going out since April last year.

Were you honest with her from the begining about being 246 years old though?

Quote: Charley @ July 20 2010, 3:08 PM BST

Were you honest with her from the begining about being 246 years old though?

You'd leave that for a cheeky surprise surely. TA DA!!

I've seen Dave's woman. She looked a bit like Charley to me. I thought they were having an affair at first.

Quote: Ben @ July 20 2010, 6:57 PM BST

I've seen Dave's woman. She looked a bit like Charley to me. I thought they were having an affair at first.

Angelic

Quote: EllieJP @ July 20 2010, 10:46 AM BST

Aye - the Bussell seems to have snared himself a lady... and ringed her.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ben @ July 20 2010, 6:57 PM BST

I've seen Dave's woman. She looked a bit like Charley to me. I thought they were having an affair at first.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Ben @ July 20 2010, 6:57 PM BST

I've seen Dave's woman. She looked a bit like Charley to me. I thought they were having an affair at first.

No offence to Charley but what on Earth are you talking about, Ricketts? My woman's a latin.

I got confused too. He means Chappers.

Quote: David Bussell @ July 22 2010, 9:31 PM BST

No offence to Charley but what on Earth are you talking about, Ricketts? My woman's a latin.

:O A latin. Isn't that someone with curly toed shoes & actually a small boy who was in a Disney film?

Laughing out loudLaughing out loudLaughing out loud

Laughing out loud That deserves a laugh.

Quote: Chappers @ July 20 2010, 2:03 AM BST

They do work. You have to be patient though.

According to this dating site, men no longer need to be patient: http://www.slapperdating.co.uk/

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