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Rohypnol.

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 11:32 PM BST

Rohypnol.

Ah. I see. So the guys on here aren't smooth talkers after all... :(

It's them that we drugged!

Oh, well, I've have to give it a try at the next meet... Smarmy

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 11:39 PM BST

It's them that we drugged!

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ October 8 2009, 11:07 PM BST

How about a BSG dating thread?

Do it!

We can all sign up and turn the BCG into lovesville, pair everyone off.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 8 2009, 11:49 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Do it!

We can all sign up and turn the BCG into lovesville, pair everyone off.

Oh goody, who do I get? :)

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 8 2009, 11:41 PM BST

Oh, well, I've have to give it a try at the next meet... Smarmy

It'll make your gettaway much easier!

Quote: Moonstone @ October 8 2009, 11:51 PM BST

It'll make your gettaway much easier!

Laughing out loud

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 8 2009, 11:51 PM BST

Oh goody, who do I get? :)

We'll all have to try to impress you, and then you can pick.

Orrrrr, you could just save all the ceremony and grab Tim :P

Actually Dabutt, I meant Dabutt!!

He's got a very big gun you know!

Ok I'll stop now :(

Quote: Moonstone @ October 9 2009, 12:00 AM BST

We'll all have to try to impress you, and then you can pick.

Orrrrr, you could just save all the ceremony and grab Tim :P

Actually Dabutt, I meant Dabutt!!

He's got a very big gun you know!

Ok I'll stop now :(

But you see, dear Ian, I own a gun as well. A semi-automatic Ruger 10-22. I come from hunter-gatherers. I'm not personally. Just a misguided gift one year.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 9 2009, 12:00 AM BST

We'll all have to try to impress you, and then you can pick.

Orrrrr, you could just save all the ceremony and grab Tim :P

Actually Dabutt, I meant Dabutt!!

He's got a very big gun you know!

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Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 8 2009, 11:41 PM BST

Oh, well, I've have to give it a try at the next meet... Smarmy

Read Dr Mato's signature ;)

Quote: Moonstone @ October 8 2009, 11:49 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Do it!

We can all sign up and turn the BCG into lovesville, pair everyone off.

Scarey :O :O :O :O :O

Quote: Nogget @ October 8 2009, 10:18 PM BST

Has anyone tried dating websites? What's your experience of them?

A few years ago I joined a dating/find-a-f**k site in Asia, pretending to be a sexy woman looking for a man. My reason for doing this was to snare a Canadian friend of mine, as he had joined the site in the hope of finding "the one". Unfortunately he never contacted me. Most of the responses I got were from somewhat sleazy Arabs and Indians, who kept pestering me for nude photos, phone calls and webcam chats. One guy, wanting a housemaid he could screw, offered me a one-way ticket to Dubai. Probably I should have accepted. As for my Canadian friend, he didn't find "the one" - or even me - online, and ended up marrying a woman he met through work. Their wedding party was a lot of fun.

I know three other men who have tried dating websites, but they were only seeking sex, and succeeded on that front. They also had some amusing nightmare tales of meeting women who weren't quite how they had portrayed themselves to be online.

I can't see a BCG Matchmaking Site succeeding unless a lot of guys turn gay or a lot of women join.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 9 2009, 4:28 AM BST

I can't see a BCG Matchmaking Site succeeding unless a lot of guys turn gay or a lot of women join.

There aren't many female posters on this site (I wonder why) and of course most of them aren't single.

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