My eight-year-old only ever swears when he's drunk.
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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 8 2009, 1:55 PM BSTMy eight-year-old only ever swears when he's drunk.
I said F**kAss in front of my 4 year old the other day and he thought it was hysterical. Later that day, he dropped his Lego bucket, looked up at me and said, "Was your word really bad?" To which I replied "yes." So he yelled "Chicken Patty!" and stomped away.
My oldest says "Feck" all the time now. Thank you Father Ted.
Does he also say, "that would be an ecumenical matter"?
My favourite bit of FT swearing is "you big bollocks Ted". 
Quote: Leevil @ October 8 2009, 3:09 PM BST
Does he also say, "that would be an ecumenical matter"?
I say that all the time when my mother-in-law gets on one of her stupid fundamental Christian tirades. Gets her to leave my house every time.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 8 2009, 3:10 PM BSTMy favourite bit of FT swearing is "you big bollocks Ted".
Any time I bake something, my son asks what it is and if he'll like it, knowing I'll say, "Go on, Go on...it's got cocaine in it. I mean...raisins." 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 8 2009, 3:15 PM BSTI say that all the time when my mother-in-law gets on one of her stupid fundamental Christian tirades. Gets her to leave my house every time.