Quote: Tim Walker @ October 7 2009, 9:49 AM BSTHe's should have just gone for safe, tried-and-tested British insults - called us all "pretentious", "pseudo-intellectuals" or "bitter nobodies".
Well, now you're talking! 
Lucky, lucky, lucky Page 9
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 6 2009, 8:14 PM BSTAs for Lime5000, he was never my cup of tea as he wasn't that funny. At least Don Rushmore and Morrace's posts have made me laugh - and they're a couple of cruel buggers.
Probably the most backhanded compliment I have ever received, but I'll happily accept it. 
Well that all went rather well, I think.
Quote: Ben @ October 6 2009, 10:14 PM BSTI thought you were supposed to be a caricature of Britishness! You don't like roast dinners and NOW you don't like tea?!
Now? I've never liked it.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 6 2009, 10:20 PM BST
I wasn't referring to anything you'd posted.
Our elderly cat who has been ill, dissapeared and I was convinced she had slinked off to die. But after three days she was returned to us, been taken in by an elderly lady, and is now healthy and full of beans again.
And I can't believe nobody quoted Groucho Marx.
Love, Peace and good wishes to all.
Quote: Marc P @ October 7 2009, 6:35 PM BSTand full of beans again.
Only a man wearing your hat can get away with a phrase like that.
Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 6:37 PM BST
I bought a 1940's trilby the other day from the woman who used to produce One Foot In the Grave and Hi De Hi amongst other shows!
Quote: Marc P @ October 7 2009, 6:40 PM BSTI bought a 1940's trilby the other day from the woman who used to produce One Foot In the Grave and Hi De Hi amongst other shows!
That's an even more obscure sitcom link than my mantlepiece from To The Manor Born.
Quote: Marc P @ October 7 2009, 6:40 PM BSTI bought a 1940's trilby the other day from the woman who used to produce One Foot In the Grave and Hi De Hi amongst other shows!
Oddjob?
Quote: Moonstone @ October 6 2009, 7:07 PM BSTI just looked through the threads and looked at some of Lime5000's posts and every one of them was ignored. I feel really sorry for him/her now
Lime should feel honored. 
Quote: Marc P @ October 7 2009, 6:40 PM BSTI bought a 1940's trilby the other day from the woman who used to produce One Foot In the Grave and Hi De Hi amongst other shows!
I bought a 1940's vintage dress at a shop in New York. !!! I feel lucky!
Just got free tickets to this:
SO luuuucky.. 
I've only ever got free tickets to see a traveling production of Cats. They should have paid me as well.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 8 2009, 10:54 PM BSTI've only ever got free tickets to see a traveling production of Cats. They should have paid me as well.
I used to work on a travelling production of Cats.
You have my deepest sympathies.
*Shudders at Memories of Memory.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 8 2009, 10:59 PM BSTI used to work on a travelling production of Cats.
You have my deepest sympathies.*Shudders at Memories of Memory.
The worst part was getting crawled over in the audience. 