Things That Wouldn't Exist Without Women Page 3

See I don't like Snoopy, cuddly toys, weepy films, scented candles make me feel ill, and nearly every other girly thing. I've spent too long in male company or have too much testosterone or something.

Tippex!

Quote: zooo @ October 6 2009, 12:09 PM BST

Tippex!

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Mmmmm, the smell of tippex...

(Mike from The Monkees' mum invented it, right?)

A mirror placed in the blind on the passenger seat side of the car.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 12:12 PM BST

Mirrors in the blind on the passenger side of the car.

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Yeah, they're brilliant. Thanks women. Means I can take my contact lenses out after a night out.

Although look what those sun visors can do:

Which reminds me - sewing!

Personalised marriage vows at wedding services.

Doesn't count; that's an American thing.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 12:37 PM BST

Doesn't count; that's an American thing.

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There are no romantics outside of the US. How sad.

Quote: Curt @ October 6 2009, 12:39 PM BST

There are no romantics outside of the US. How sad.

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Did you have personalised vows by any chance Curt?

The British get a bit squeamish and embarassed about such things. I did have the word 'obey' taken out of mine of course. But during saying them I couldn't stop thinking that the vicar looked like Leslie Crowther.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 12:43 PM BST

Did you have personalised vows by any chance Curt?

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I'm saying nothing in order to retain whatever masculine identity I have left on these forums.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 12:43 PM BST

The British get a bit squeamish and embarassed about such things. I did have the word 'obey' taken out of mine of course.

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I will say that there was no 'obey' in ours either. My wife's job is to critically analyze government documents with a feminist perspective.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 12:43 PM BST

But during saying them I couldn't stop thinking that the vicar looked like Leslie Crowther.

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I would be able to stop either!

The fact that my bank balance never goes into credit.

Quote: Curt @ October 6 2009, 12:53 PM BST

I will say that there was no 'obey' in ours either. My wife's job is to critically analyze government documents with a feminist perspective.

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She's beautiful and brainy! You're very lucky Curt.

The enduring popularity of 'Dirty Dancing'.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 12:37 PM BST

Doesn't count; that's an American thing.

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An American woman thing.

Oh and stalking.

Boybands.