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Things That Wouldn't Exist Without Men... Page 6

Pole-dancing poles.

Maths

Big, bushy beards.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 1:37 PM BST

Big, bushy beards*.

*worn on the face

Not sure about there being no war. Assuming that this female only race can somehow procreate, then the acquistion of arable land to feed your growing population would still be a necessity.

I've seen how territorial women can get about their homes, gardens, kitchens and bathrooms. There would definitely be war.

Of course, without guns, they'd have to throw stuff at each other...and well, we all know how badly that would go - so wars would last thousands of years.

That's if all the chicks don't get eaten by wolves, tigers, lions, etc. in their right on, eco-friendly, vegetarian, no fences, pagan witch mud hut things.

Die Hard.

Funnily enough when men aren't around women are mainly sensible and co-operatative (believe me I went to a girls school). As soon as you add men, half the women go silly and that's when the trouble starts.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 1:42 PM BST

Funnily enough when men aren't around women are mainly sensible and co-operatative (believe me I went to a girls school). As soon as you add men, half the women go silly and that's when the trouble starts.

Right bact atcha Dollykins, but change the genders around. Yep, we're both as bad for each other.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 6 2009, 1:44 PM BST

Right bact atcha Dollykins, but change the genders around. Yep, we're both as bad for each other.

Ha!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 1:42 PM BST

Funnily enough when men aren't around women are mainly sensible and co-operatative (believe me I went to a girls school). As soon as you add men, half the women go silly and that's when the trouble starts.

I can't say I totally agree; any time I've come across a houseshare with just women, there tends to be a lot of drama and arguing. I lived with the same four guys for three years and we never argued once! (Obviously not all men living together get along, and not all women who live together argue)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 1:37 PM BST

Big, bushy beards.

Have you even been to Greece?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 1:45 PM BST

I can't say I totally agree; any time I've come across a houseshare with just women, there tends to be a lot of drama and arguing. I lived with the same four guys for three years and we never argued once! (Obviously not all men living together get along, and not all women who live together argue)

I lived with 7 girls in my second year of uni and it was ace

Quote: Sammy @ October 6 2009, 1:46 PM BST

I lived with 7 girls in my second year of uni and it was ace

Did you have pillow fights in your underwear?

There's another thing that wouldn't exist - sexual innuendo.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 1:45 PM BST

(Obviously not all men living together get along, and not all women who live together argue)

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 6 2009, 1:48 PM BST

Did you have pillow fights in your underwear?

Pillow fights in the shower?

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