Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 3 2009, 1:30 AM BST
I've only ever ran into the tube socks down the pants trick once. I was so relieved. I was afraid he had a hernia or something.
I genuinely thought that men only did that in bad comedy films.
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Quote: Tim Walker @ October 3 2009, 1:47 AM BST
I genuinely thought that men only did that in bad comedy films.
He really needed the sock though. 
What, no condom?
No. He had a teeny, tiny problem... 
It's no fun being a man, you know. Pretty much every bloke worries about the size of their penis, even when they have nothing to be concerned about. I'm pretty sure that penis anxiety is the underlying problem in about 80% of the world's problems.
I, of course, have nothing to worry about. Mine's so enormous it actually has a joint in it - like a big man's elbow.
I live in a wealthy community (honest!) and you wouldn't believe the number of penis cars. It's insane. And they are all assholes. So I believe your theory Tim.
As far as your other comment, have you had that checked out? I'm having a breast reduction on one side so that I balance out. Maybe a good surgeon could sort that out for you too. I'm sure you get awful backaches and such.
It is a burden, but I struggle on manfully.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canandaigua_(city),_New_York
This is where I live. It's a shitty little article, but gives you a rough idea.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 3 2009, 2:24 AM BST
It is a burden, but I struggle on manfully.
I'm sure you do, for the sake of mankind. 
On the one hand:
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 3 2009, 2:14 AM BSTI, of course, have nothing to worry about. Mine's so enormous it actually has a joint in it - like a big man's elbow.
-- and in the other:
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 26 2009, 9:26 PM BSTPersonally, if I had a massive penis I don't think I would get anything done.
Quote: Morrace @ October 3 2009, 2:36 AM BSTOn the one hand:
-- and in the other:
There is no way Tim could conseal a leg of lamb in it
Although I guess he could omit the herbie stuff.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 3 2009, 2:14 AM BSTI'm pretty sure that penis anxiety is the underlying problem in about 80% of the world's problems.
The old Rowan Atkinson sketch about Nelson's column being Nelson's willy is food for thought. Just how many of man's inventions are based on his penis, his anxiety, and his related lust for power? For example, take projectile weapons; long slim tubes which spit out a hot emission, for the purpose of domination.
Quote: Nogget @ October 3 2009, 6:29 AM BSTFor example, take projectile weapons; long slim tubes which spit out a hot emission, for the purpose of domination.
Ye-s, there is the slightly important explanation that they're that shape because of aerodynamics... It's kind of the Freudian argument that the boring-looking women protesting at Greenham Common used to make. 
Quote: Nogget @ October 3 2009, 6:29 AM BSTJust how many of man's inventions are based on his penis, his anxiety, and his related lust for power? For example, take projectile weapons; long slim tubes which spit out a hot emission, for the purpose of domination.
This is Tim on his hunting trip
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 3 2009, 2:14 AM BSTI, of course, have nothing to worry about. Mine's so enormous it actually has a joint in it - like a big man's elbow.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 3 2009, 11:10 AM BSTYe-s, there is the slightly important explanation that they're that shape because of aerodynamics...
The penis has to be aerodynamic?
Anyway, had a women been the weapons' designer, she would have come up with something which smothered the victim, tied him down with commitments and then talked his legs off.