Quote: Kenneth @ October 3 2009, 3:24 PM BSTRight from the start can hear the UK. If anyone ever wanted to make a Carry On starring only a young Barbara Windsor - look no further than Ms Cocktail.
Look closer and you'll see she's not so young 
Trying to be sexy and funny never works.
Well, younger than the real Barbara Windsor, who has already been portrayed by a young Samantha Spiro.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 3 2009, 3:27 PM BSTTrying to be sexy and funny never works.
Some of us manage it OK...
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 3 2009, 3:35 PM BSTSome of us manage it OK...
But this thread's not about me... 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 3 2009, 3:27 PM BSTLook closer and you'll see she's not so young
Is there a little bit of jealousy creeping in here?
Her accent is just like Cat Face's (whatever that is!).
Quote: don rushmore @ October 3 2009, 3:46 PM BSTIs there a little bit of jealousy creeping in here?
I've been rumbled. I wish I could do a Sandra Dickenson impression in a bad wig. 
I'm also jealous of James Cotter too. All these talented people... 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 3 2009, 3:56 PM BSTI've been rumbled. I wish I could do a Sandra Dickenson impression in a bad wig.
Fair enough. It's just that I've been surrounded by attractive women my whole life, and know how jealousy can strike when a sexy new gunslinger hits town.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 3 2009, 3:10 PM BSTI have to agree with this:
If you watch it with the sound off, it's passable. Maybe a career in porn beckons. I've certainly funnier pornos in my time.
The one's you starred in don't count.
>_<
Quote: don rushmore @ October 3 2009, 4:21 PM BSTFair enough. It's just that I've been surrounded by attractive women my whole life, and know how jealousy can strike when a sexy new gunslinger hits town.
How is your daughter by the way? 
[quote name="don rushmore" post="511409" date="October 3 2009, 4:21 PM BST"]Fair enough. It's just that I've been surrounded by attractive women my whole life, and know how jealousy can strike when a sexy new gunslinger hits town.
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On a serious note Don, apart from the above, what do you do, and what do you want to do in comedy?
Suzie Cocktail is pure 100percent BULLShit. Waste of my time in every way. I'd rather get run over by rabid elephants again than be put through that awful shit.
Quote: don rushmore @ October 3 2009, 4:21 PM BSTFair enough. It's just that I've been surrounded by attractive women my whole life, and know how jealousy can strike when a sexy new gunslinger hits town.
Quote: Marc P @ October 3 2009, 11:21 PM BSTOn a serious note Don, apart from the above, what do you do, and what do you want to do in comedy?
Quote: don rushmore @ July 12 2009, 8:07 PM BSTOuch!
Quote: LIME5000 @ October 4 2009, 2:06 AM BSTSuzie Cocktail is pure 100percent BULLShit. Waste of my time in every way. I'd rather get run over by rabid elephants again than be put through that awful shit.
It's the gain that makes this post poetry.