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What did you see today?

Let's be honest life is boring and pointless.

But I reckon if we BSGers all share our experiences we may be able to salvage one semi worthwhile days experiences.

Today Sootyj saw;

1 A rubbish bin on fire. He put it out with a bottle of water.

2 A cat being walked on a lead. Cat looked displeased and ready to scratch his hairy, hippy owner's stupid hippy face.

Went to the park today to watch a Brass Band play and we ate sandwiches. All terribly lovely. I saw a big dog, with a huge tongue.

I saw my friend doing splits in the park.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 27 2009, 6:09 PM BST

I saw my friend doing splits in the park.

The same park as Leevil?

A grey cat being sick under a campervan.

A very weird fat spider with short legs

Quote: sootyj @ September 27 2009, 6:10 PM BST

The same park as Leevil?

It was Abbey Park, Ellie. Are you in NH at the mo'? Pleased

Quote: zooo @ September 27 2009, 6:11 PM BST

A grey cat being sick under a campervan.

Laughing out loud

My Nan.

Quote: sootyj @ September 27 2009, 6:05 PM BST

2 A cat being walked on a lead.

Quote: zooo @ September 27 2009, 6:11 PM BST

A grey cat being sick under a campervan.

Same cat?

Quote: Leevil @ September 27 2009, 6:13 PM BST

It was Abbey Park, Ellie. Are you in NH at the mo'? Pleased

Not this weekend... South West London for me. We were all playing Touch Rugby and she got out her book and started reading her book whilst performing very mad stretches.

A medium-sized blood-red spider with fecking huge fangy things in my bedroom. Google told me it's a Woodlouse Spider, one of the few in the UK that hurts when it bites (big, strong fangs to crack open the louse). Ewwwww. And, yikes a bit!

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That's the fella!
In the sunshine it looked 'bright' red.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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