Will they be sharing the divvy between them or giving it to you?
Nah, not going to the bar as am on me way home now - I'm sure Arfur or Terry will treat you if you're hard up.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ 16th January 2017, 10:30 AMMy family and friends have all chipped in and bought me a pre-paid funeral. I am not sure how to react to the gift - I can't say it's what I've always wanted..
..I'll have a half of mild if you're on your way to the bar..
Ooooooh, Matron !!!
I managed to delete my post due to being all thumbs.. 
Bit out of sorts today but there you go!!
Now I'm going to look at right dick.................watch it!
A right dick?! Is that opposed to a left hanger?! 
From my days in the tailoring trade many, many, many years ago, the majority of men dressed left, but I as someone special dress right. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th January 2017, 12:16 PMNow I'm going to look at right dick.................watch it!
"at" ? Freudian slip ?
Quote: billwill @ 17th January 2017, 1:17 AM"at" ? Freudian slip ?
Not really - me old man's such a work of art I can't stop staring at it.
I dunno for a vicar you spend a long time in the pub.
Your church wanted a vicar full of fire and brimstone - not mild and bitter!
Ble.....B....Blesh you my shon, I (hic)........... I (hic)...........bles......no, jush shed dat......... I (hic)..........well somon.........someone ash to lo.....loo.......looook aftersh der f**kin' parishhhhioners as der........... I (hic)............as ders nones in der blood..... I (hic) bloody church...............fank............fank you, mine'sh a dub....double..........................
Who'sh for a shing shong!?!?!.............................."We plows sher feelds an...................."
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th January 2017, 11:50 AMNot really - me old man's such a work of art I can't stop staring at it.
What's wrong with your left one?
Card is filling up since we had a political party reunion knees-up last night...................talk about a load of piss artists!
Was that the Whigs?
Who said I was wearing a syrup?! I'll punch their lights out. 
Not me bro, I am just in to wet me whistle.. 