British Comedy Guide

The BCG bar. Page 39

Quote: Ben @ September 1 2013, 7:57 PM BST

Gizzus a glass of Pinot Noir.

Would you like an umbrella in that sir?

Quote: roscoff @ September 1 2013, 7:59 PM BST

Would you like an umbrella in that sir?

No thanks, it'll get stuck in my throat.

Quote: Ben @ September 1 2013, 8:02 PM BST

No thanks, it'll get stuck in my throat.

Does that chat up line ever work ?

Anyone fancy buying me a drink?

I'm feeling poor at the moment. :(

Quote: lofthouse @ September 1 2013, 8:03 PM BST

Does that chat up line ever work ?

It avoids foreplay, so yes!

Quote: Jennie @ September 1 2013, 8:05 PM BST

Anyone fancy buying me a drink?

I'm feeling poor at the moment. :(

Special Brew for the lady.

Quote: Jennie @ September 1 2013, 8:05 PM BST

Anyone fancy buying me a drink?

I'm feeling poor at the moment. :(

One 'small' Baileys coming up ...

You are both too kind :)

Lofthouse is it true your surnames Bailey?

Quote: lofthouse @ September 1 2013, 8:06 PM BST

One 'small' Baileys coming up ...

Eurgh nasty

Quote: Jennie @ September 1 2013, 8:05 PM BST

Anyone fancy buying me a drink?

I'm feeling poor at the moment. :(

Surely it's a fruit based drink for the lady?

Quote: roscoff @ September 1 2013, 10:11 PM BST

Surely it's a fruit based drink for the lady?

Sadly beggars can't be choosers :(

But if I get a choice, then yes. I had a lovely cocktail the other day - Kiwi liqueur, lemongrass, pomegranate and champagne.

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Could someone hop on to a Virgin West Coast train and get me a can of Kronenbourg please?

Here's the £2.95.

Morning, just a bag of Pork Scratchings. Haven't got time for a drink!

Quote: Jennie @ September 1 2013, 10:15 PM BST

Sadly beggars can't be choosers :(

But if I get a choice, then yes. I had a lovely cocktail the other day - Kiwi liqueur, lemongrass, pomegranate and champagne.

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That'll be a months wages down't 'ere on't coal face!

Pomegranate and champagne sounds nice.

Who else has got tomorrow off? let me hear ya
*raises hand for high fives

Students & Hippies not included

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