Large gin and tonic please.
The BCG bar. Page 32
Hard day at the office
Give us a triple scotch
And ten quid worth of change for the fruit machine
keep the change guv
Quote: lofthouse @ January 21 2013, 6:18 PM GMTHard day at the office
Give us a triple scotch
Same here.
Anyone got any jokes?
Yeah, they're called David & Nick! [/satire]
And it only took 3 days! 
Topical!
I'll have two slippery nipples and a long hard shag against the wall
And a pint of lager to drink afterwards
What will it be Mr. Freverson?
Oh you're working here now are you.
In that case, have one for yourself & I'll have the same.
I need a stiff one...and a drink...
Got any booooze fot babiie?
You vacant give booze to a baby!
I've just poured a large scotch into the hardrive. if you put your head underneath a USB port you should catch the drips coming out. Could you then send me the photo's of you doing it please. Thanks.