Rocker you missed the boat, as per usual, stay in with your milk stout you miserable person who enjoys my demise! 
The BCG bar. Page 29
Quote: dellas @ August 15 2011, 5:00 AM BST
He was only playing darts!
*dart thrown by Old Rocker bounces out of board to land in dellas' cleavage, Chappers intervenes to tell her to calm down and is struck repeatedly over head with handbag; hilarious barroom brawl ensues*
"unnoticed by the others as they brawl, Oldrocker retrieves his dart 
"
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 12 2011, 11:43 PM BSTThat's Ellie!
Oi!
Open tab on the bar. Or am I drinking alone?
Proving to be a cheap night. Does no one want to drink with me?
I'll take a lime cordial
cheers mucker
Finally. Cheers Lofty.
Where's Da Butt when you need a serious drinker?
He's off shooting ... Badgers or something...
Oh well. Keep the tab running barkeep! I'll be under this table with a bottle of Slarrd Shard Charred white wine.
"double 13 for the game"
Quote: lofthouse @ August 15 2011, 10:30 PM BSTHe's off shooting ... Badge or something...
Quote: Badge @ August 16 2011, 12:03 AM BST
Don't worry.
Even DaButt hasn't got a gun accurate over 4000 miles !
Just stay away from the tap room window to be sure tho'.
just half a shandy for me squire
im driving
oh, and £200 in change for the fruit machine