Being judged is scary.... 
Talking of t-shirts... Page 6
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/12469
A thread of warning before you start counting your thousands,
MR T's...thats right FOOL!!
Good luck with this lee.
How about something like:
Pig Nosed Turtle
Goatsucker
Chicken Legs
Horny Toad
Quote: random @ September 24 2009, 8:06 PM BSTGood luck with this lee.
How about something like:
Pig Nosed Turtle
Goatsucker
Chicken Legs
Horny Toad
I thought you were describing the Spice Girls.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 24 2009, 8:10 PM BSTI thought you were describing the Spice Girls.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 24 2009, 8:10 PM BSTI thought you were describing the Spice Girls.
Octopus Garden
Don't know why. I think I should stop smoking the stuff quite frankly 
Why? Smoke calimari is lovely.
Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 24 2009, 2:43 PM BSTTee and Cake - if you sell food also.
Been done!
What about the 'Maddy McCann Lost T-Shirt Company?'
Camelflage ?
Lots of logo possibilities.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 24 2009, 8:10 PM BSTI thought you were describing the Spice Girls.
My best smile of the day and, boy, did I need one !
Quote: roscoff @ September 24 2009, 9:34 PM BSTWhat about the 'Maddy McCann Lost T-Shirt Company?'
Abduct-tees?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 24 2009, 8:10 PM BSTI thought you were describing the Spice Girls.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 24 2009, 2:42 PM BSTSomething more politically correct, perhaps as a novelty item, a T-shirt without armholes, called AmpuTee. No?
Amputee...that's brilliant. I can live with that pun.
Quote: Marc P @ September 24 2009, 4:53 PM BSTOkay Lee, again.
What about
DOWN TO A TEE
I can see the advertising campaign now.
That'd be cool name for a range of t shirts featuring celeb caricatures.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 24 2009, 4:57 PM BSTButtered Nunchuck.
Enough of your sexual proclivities! 
And don't call me chuck.
UPDATE: Actually, Buttered Nun is a great name!
Quote: Moonstone @ September 24 2009, 4:59 PM BSTHow about
KidstolatethirtiesDifferentrangeswillsuitdifferentdemographicsSomewillbejustwordssomepictureswithcaptionsetc.Probablystartingwithtenineachspecificrange TM*
Too simple.
Quote: pedros @ September 24 2009, 6:16 PM BSTCock pull
Ape wandBoth have great branding potential.
Ape Wand has potential...it has monkeyish vibes, which as you can guess I do dig.
Quote: random @ September 24 2009, 8:06 PM BSTGood luck with this lee.
How about something like:
Pig Nosed Turtle
Goatsucker
Chicken Legs
Horny Toad
I'm liking goatsucker, as in El Chupacabra. However I worry it might accidentally bring the wrong clientele...
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 24 2009, 8:10 PM BSTI thought you were describing the Spice Girls.
Bravo!
Quote: roscoff @ September 24 2009, 8:16 PM BSTOctopus Garden
Don't know why. I think I should stop smoking the stuff quite frankly
Nice. What do you think of "Spooky Octopus"? I only ask because it's a local band I remember many moons ago when I had hair and youth and confidence.
Lee-On-Tees. Clearly the best reference ever.