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Stayed up late watching the new series called Arrow online. For those who don't know, it's an American show based around the DC Comics character The Green Arrow.

Yes, it steals from other shows and films - particularly Lost, Dynasty and Batman Begins and the main lead looks a bit of a male model douche, but it's actually really, really brilliant.

It shouldn't work as a show, there is a lot of cheese and soap opera type stuff in there but then it does weird things to bring you back in. The action scenes are shot really well, loads of people get killed with arrows, his family and romantic relationships are really screwed up, it's filmed in Canada so there is a variation in the weather and it's directed by David Nutter, who did some of the best X Files episodes.

Most bizarrely of all, John Barrowman is in it and for once, he comes across as an actor and not a scenery chewing pantomime dame.

It's rare that a first series of a new drama pulls me in straight away, but I am really loving Arrow. Recommended.

The thing that bugs me is he kills all the poor minimum wage heavies and sort of just irritates the big villains

Sort of like lord leaves on super hero

Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2012, 1:00 PM GMT

The thing that bugs me is he kills all the poor minimum wage heavies and sort of just irritates the big villains

They do end up going to jail if they don't get an arrow in the face. I think this is to show that his mission is about justice and not murder filled vigalantism.

I'm going to write a new British superhero show called The Watch Dog, where our protagonist tracks down the UK's most evil villains and forces them to participate in an enquiry.

Every episode will end the same way:

'Thank you Watch Dog, you've really accomplished bugger all whilst simutaneously costing the taxpayer millions in legal fees.'

'No need to thank me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have other evil doers to slightly inconvenience.'

That's a booyah and write t hat sketch

Just watched Brad Pitt selling ladies perfume. What is that all about? What's next? Natalie Portman singing the praises of Hamlet Cigars or Bosch power drills?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 2 2012, 10:51 PM GMT

Just watched Brad Pitt selling ladies perfume. What is that all about? What's next? Natalie Portman singing the praises of Hamlet Cigars or Bosch power drills and combining both of them as a tobacco based power dildo

I'd buy that for a dollar

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 2 2012, 10:51 PM GMT

Just watched Brad Pitt selling ladies perfume. What is that all about? What's next? Natalie Portman singing the praises of Hamlet Cigars or Bosch power drills and combining both of them as a tobacco based power dildo

I'd buy that for a dollar

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 2 2012, 10:51 PM GMT

What's next? Natalie Portman singing the praises of Hamlet Cigars or Bosch power drills?

Yes please :)

Quote: Lee @ December 2 2012, 10:54 PM GMT

Yes please :)

'When I'm not lezzing it off with ballerinas, I like nothing better then putting up some new decking with my 240 volt Bosch PSB 750 RCE Compact Electric Hammer Drill. And lads, it's got hammer action...Know what I mean? Hammer action. 'Ey? Phwoar...'

And cummed.

If an advert was going to make me buy perfume (which it never would, until smellovision happens), Brad Pitt chuntering on about something might have a slightly better chance of succeeding than some silly tart running around trying to be quirky or alluring or whatever that perfume has decided its core audience want to be. At least Brad's something nice to look at.

God, why are adverts so shit?

Quote: zooo @ December 2 2012, 11:07 PM GMT

God, why are adverts so shit?

I like the John Lewis snow man advert. Though I'm still waiting for some BCG freak to say he wants to shag the lady snow woman on the 'Who do you fancy?' thread.

I would need a willy warmer...

Quote: Tursiops @ December 2 2012, 11:12 PM GMT

I would need a willy warmer...

Careful he doesn't throw his snowballs at you.

The Woman In Black. Jumpfest.

Amores Perros. I've never seen so many distressing dog deaths in a single film. Great stuff.

Quote: zooo @ December 2 2012, 11:07 PM GMT

If an advert was going to make me buy perfume (which it never would, until smellovision happens), Brad Pitt chuntering on about something might have a slightly better chance of succeeding than some silly tart running around trying to be quirky or alluring or whatever that perfume has decided its core audience want to be. At least Brad's something nice to look at.

All those adverts have both man and woman totty, so there should be plenty for you to look at.

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