Quote: zooo @ February 19 2011, 10:23 PM GMTEnjoy.
Very enjoyable! I look forward to the next one!
*throws weeds at zooo and waits for Mexican villager to shoot her in the head*
I've just seen... Page 135
*cuts chip's legs off for no good bloody reason*
Quote: zooo @ February 19 2011, 10:26 PM GMT
*cuts chip's legs off for no good bloody reason*
There was a good reason! He was infected by the squealing weeeeeds.
And then they let him die the next day, by leaving him right next to a bunch of said weeds. TUT.
Quote: zooo @ February 19 2011, 10:38 PM GMTAnd then they let him die the next day, by leaving him right next to a bunch of said weeds. TUT.
He was German, he didn't count! Plus, he persuaded them to go there in the first place. The swiney bastard.
(Although I have been told I look a bit German, so I should not be too harsh on Boschers)
He was quite beardy too.
His list of crimes is growing.
Quote: Griff @ February 19 2011, 11:40 PM GMTJust watched Revolutionary Road. Not the most cheerful film I've seen.
American Beauty man? He's struggled to fulfill his early promise.
Quote: Griff @ February 19 2011, 11:52 PM GMTObviously American Beauty was by far the better film.
Much as I enjoyed American Beauty at the time, when I see it now it occurs to me that the whole movie may actually be about no more than a middle-aged man's teenage wank fantasies.
Duh.
Quote: zooo @ February 20 2011, 12:02 AM GMTDuh.
Whatever.
*has wank over use of teenage slacker slang* 
Quote: zooo @ February 20 2011, 12:02 AM GMTDuh.
Quote: Griff @ February 20 2011, 12:05 AM GMTI hate to break this to you Tim, but the whole film industry is about middle-aged men's teenage wank fantasies.
Really? I shall re-watch my DVD collection with a fresh pair of eyes! 
*puts on Schindler's List*
He looks a bit rough for 18.
Quote: Griff @ February 20 2011, 12:08 AM GMTYep, you'll definitely need a box of tissues handy for that one.
( © Frank Skinner 1993 - 2011)
Not just Frank either. Variations of the 'Schindler's List/porn/box of tissues' gag pretty much kept the British stand-up circuit going throughout those dark days of the mid-to-late 1990s.
Quote: zooo @ February 20 2011, 12:12 AM GMTHe looks a bit rough for 18.
Two zooo gags in one day!? *comes over all flustered* 
Never mind that, two in one month!