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New Cockney Rhyming slang

This is in tribute to the recently defunct Charles N David.
Has anyone got any suggestions for any new Cockney rhyming slang?

I'll start.

Mild and Meek
Critique.

Throw & fetch
Sketch

As in:
I Haven't put a Throw in the Mild lately, cause all mine are pony.

Ben Stiller - Thread Killer

:)

Quote: Jane P @ September 22 2009, 9:54 PM BST

Ben Stiller - Thread Killer

:)

I like it
:D

Shows that you were using your P & Jane.

:D

Leslie Ash - Moustache

as in 'Steve Sunshine's got a blindin Leslie these days.

...

No, my mistake, that Ellie bird drew it on with her Bill n Ben.'

I quite like calling people where I work by a cockney rhyming slang. On my table there is a Joe, Dave and Keith. I call them Puff and Blow, Rant and Rave and False Teeth.

Quote: Jane P @ September 22 2009, 10:02 PM BST

:D

Leslie Ash - Moustache

as in 'Steve Sunshine's got a blindin Leslie these days.

...

No, my mistake, that Ellie bird drew it on with her Bill n Ben.'

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I don't know what you mean.

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AngieBabe's lyrics....

'Now, I quite like the Pie and Mash,

even though it gave me a nasty rash .' :D

Get rid of that tache with a quick Chas and Dave - shave!

I discovered today -- for real -- that a woman "rabbiting" is cockney rhyming slang for "rabbit and pork", for some reason. Londoners really have a lot to answer for.

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