NICK CLEGG WALKS ON TO TALK TO VINCE CABLE WHO HAS A BIG POT.
NICK
Vince I'm worried. David Cameron keeps asking me to join his coalition I'm scared, I think he might be stalking me.
VINCE
Nonsense I don't know he left you this dinner, I think he just likes you.
NICK
Mmm it smells nice.
TASTES IT
Tastes nice, what is it?
VINCE
Apparently it's chick chow Ming.
NICK
Ming? He boiled the exleader of the Liberal party? He's gone mad! He already pickled Charles Kennedy.
VINCE
I think Charles did that himself.
DAVID CAMERON COMES ON AND STABS VINCE IN THE BACK.
DAVID
I will not be ignored! You know you want me Nick and I want you. You and all your lovely sexy votes.
NICK
Why would I want to form an alliance with a sleazy, , probably bisexual creep like you, who's probably planning to keep me in a pit then turn me into a dress?
DAVID
Well you could always form an alliance with Labour?
NICK
Ok you win.