BARRACK OBAMA IS TALKING TO HILARY CLINTON.
HILARY
Barrack great news you finally did something that made Americans stop hating you!
BARRACK
That is good news. Have Americans finally accepted my health reforms?
HILARY
Nope they still think NHS stands for Nazi Hell Socialism.
BARRACK
Do they believe I'm the man to bring peace to the Middle East?
HILARY
Nope Americans still think you're too gay. They've started calling you Barrack O'Bummer.
BARRACK
Then why have they started liking me?
HILARY
You called Kanye West a jackass for interrupting the MTV awards.
BARRACK
That's it?
HILARY
Yup white folks like watching black celebs dis each other. Could you call Morgan Freeman a bad mofo and maybe Samuel L Jackson nigger please?
BARRACK
Oh well if it's what my country needs. Shall I insult Will Smith?
HILARY
God no! Turns out the only white Americans who voted for you. Think you are Will Smith playing the first Black President of America in a hilarious comedy.
BARRACK
No way.
HILARY
Way. Could you rap your next speech? Maybe get jiggy with nuclear disarmament.
BARRACK
Thank God for Michelle's organic "herb garden."
SPARKS UP A JOINT
Aah the audacity of dope.
KANYE WEST WALKS ON.
KANYE
I just wanted to interrupt this sketch to let you know it's a great sketch, but there's a much better one on Horne and Corden