Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
Siamese twins joined at the penis and prostate beat roy castle's most orgasms in a minute record.
''Caption competitions are *this* gay''
Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 4
Pop song, two words. Hold on I know! Octopusses Garden.
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
Piers Morgan: (OOV) Very British, it's generally only a smile that comes over my face; so well done, you're through to the next round.
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
"Put us through to the final and I promise we won't jizz over the set next time."
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
We go down very well at school shows.
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
Clive Anderson's latest attempt at bringing back "Whose Line is It Anyway?" includes the new ratings grabber version of "Helping Hands."
Revealed: The real reason Ferdinand "forgot" his drugs test.
Quote: SlagA @ September 27 2009, 11:49 AM BSTInquest reenactment of nudist skydiving tragedy reveals truth behind pullcord error.
Quote: SlagA @ September 27 2009, 11:49 AM BSTInquest reenactment of nudist skydiving tragedy reveals truth behind pullcord error.
We have a weiner!
Time for a new pic?
SlagA has first dibs, but anyone can post one if they like.
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
The 2 headed 4 limbed monster Gay-lord-atron, was further evidence that Russell T Davis was a tad miffed with the BBC.
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
"I asked him for a hand reaching the next round, not a reacharound."
The Manic Street Preachers' latest PR stunt sees James Dean Bradfield drawing the short straw
Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ September 27 2009, 11:08 PM BST"I asked him for a hand reaching the next round, not a reacharound."
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
And now to demonstrate the Wank-o-matic 3000.
