Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 35

Yeah, we get more business from dogs cos cats prefer whiskers.

Dobbin could never hide his disappointment when people didn't use the full title & just abbreviated it to "Only Fools.."

Ironically, If Doreen hadn't used the phrase "You can't get the staff" so often then she probably wouldn't have been given the staff.

The dope-testers at Godolphin could tell that something wasn't quite right even before the results came through.