Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 31

Buster's inspection revealed that while the prototype suspiciously resembled the stolen plans for our own X Boat, the Italians had confused the imperial measurements for metric.

John felt bound to honour her dying wish that he should not miss out on the chance of competing in the final.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 29 2012, 1:36 AM BST

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The Strictly Come Dancing Paralympic Special still needed some work.

Sir Edgar was assured by his armourer that his new bascinet was what all the cool knights would be wearing this summer.

Dazzled by the white suit, she fell for him

His claim of a levitation device was fooling no-one.

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During a light hearted discussion about the Olympics, Penny regrets asking James what he thinks of Tom Daley.

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The Doctor showed her how to fit the suppository.

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I just died in your arms tonight.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ July 31 2012, 7:13 PM BST

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I just died in your arms tonight.

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Who's not using Amplex

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That's Sir John Merrick, you scurriless knave. Now prepare for battle against...The Elephant Knight!

Worse last dance ever

Roger was starting to have second thoughts about showing his new cycling helmet design on Dragon's Den.

Quote: Ishy @ August 3 2012, 11:11 PM BST

Buñuel's collaboration with Sammy Davis Junior caused some controversy.

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It gradually dawned on Tarzan that Jane loved all primates, literally.

After extensive consumer testing it was found that women preferred their vibrators headless.

Quote: roscoff @ April 22 2011, 10:57 AM BST

Residents of Chernobyl gather in support of Fukushima disaster.

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It's not always a good idea to put your avatar on Facebook.

Quote: Tim Walker @ April 25 2011, 10:55 PM BST

"Well don't just sit there, woman, give me head!"

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As they say in Chernobyl, six heads are better than one.

These are my two lovely girls, affectionately known as the Twin Freaks. They're so alike, it's creepy!

Quote: Joyce @ August 4 2012, 3:23 PM BST

These are my two lovely girls, affectionately known as the Twin Freaks. They're so alike, it's creepy!

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Sadly, neither of these ladies got into the Pussycat Dolls tribute act.