Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 25

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 14 2010, 4:45 PM GMT

"Frog in the throat is fine, but I haven't known you long enough for toad in the hole"

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Did you mean to add something to your quote, dellas?

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2010, 6:35 PM GMT

Did you mean to add something to your quote, dellas?

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Yes indeed, boobed!..
first caption; '' Is it because I'is black'?..
second caption ' I'm sick of the game pretend I'm a princess ok!'

Thought I was going mad!

And you said that global warming probably wouldn't affect the middle classes.

And the Moral is, If you have to organize Bruce Forsyths lunch whatever you do, don't forget the Cheese.

Ray Reardon and Princess Leia in Yogi, three in a bed, shocker!

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 17 2010, 11:40 PM GMT

Ray Reardon and Princess Leia in Yogi, three in a bed, shocker!

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Coming soon... X-Men Origins.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 17 2010, 11:35 PM GMT

And the Moral is, If you have to organize Bruce Forsyths lunch whatever you do, don't forget the Cheese.

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Kate's 'No Carb' diet had it's ups and downs.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 17 2010, 11:42 PM GMT

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Even in his old age Jonny Wilkinson took every opportunity to re-live that world cup winning drop goal.

Tell you what fellas! Don't rub the white stuff all over yourself it's bloody freezing

I would have come earlier, but this is the first time that Half Price Tuesday has fallen on a full moon

Pppick up a penguin

they're all whores.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 2 2011, 11:40 PM GMT

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"Why does he look so weird?"

"His name is Sootyj"

in a Veronica Vestibule type way of laughing at your own genius

"He's been reading Andy McNab again."

or

"Oh no! It's the Abominable Penguin!!"

"I just fancied a change."

or

"Shave your face for you guv'na?"

or

"You're not the usual nit nurse."

Cover me! I'm going in.