British Comedy Guide

Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 22

Quote: SlagA @ March 28 2010, 10:03 AM GMT

America's most humane butcher always insisted on his client's coming to a meet-and-greet to help prepare them for their big day.

Laughing out loud

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Tony Blair's confession enters week seven.

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Church unveils its Kingdom of Glory Hole

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No way was the priest falling for the old 'quadroplegic pretends to be a child' ruse.

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The Test screenings of BBC3s new youth oriented comedy are considered a success.

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It was David Camerons last throw of the Dice. If this didn't appeal to the minorities then he was more out of touch than he had ever imagined.

The headmaster's elephant impression received a mixed review.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 5 2010, 11:02 PM BST
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After the elation of being chosen by John of Norwich, set of balls number 3 were nervous setting foot into "Merlin" for the first time.

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Due to an administrative error, Gavin thought that he was applying for the job of Child Miner.

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What the British version of Baywatch lacked in glamour, it more than made up for in well constructed plots.

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Charismatic as he was, she couldn't put his weeping foot sores out of her mind

Dan

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And in no particular order the first person through to next weeks final is the Yeti.

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All the lads had brought back souvenirs from their holiday in Thailand.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 6 2010, 8:32 PM BST
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After a long and uncomfortable silence, it was all to clear who'd be unblocking the toilet again.

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ March 29 2010, 12:09 PM BST
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Cottager should have gone to Specsavers

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 6 2010, 8:51 PM BST

After a long and uncomfortable silence, it was all to clear who'd be unblocking the toilet again.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 6 2010, 8:32 PM BST
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"'Pong' just wasn't working as a band name, or gimmick, but the drugs seemed like a good idea." reflected Gong frontman Daevd Allen.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 6 2010, 8:51 PM BST

They were united, enemies once and now grim allies. But who was the terrible enemy known only as RTD?

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I can't believe that we're all drinking Warm Magners when there's an Ice Warrior at the party.

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