Quote: sootyj @ March 10 2010, 10:45 PM GMTRTD invades set of new Who and assaults chisel face.
Little & Large attempt to revive their careers with a slug-out for Sport Relief
Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 20
Quote: Mezz @ March 10 2010, 10:44 PM GMT" Do you know you've got a Bear Behind ? "
good one.
Quote: sootyj @ March 10 2010, 10:44 PM GMTIn Victorian days even sperm were expected to wear morning dress.
That cracked me up, and when I looked back at the picture It cracked me up again.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 10 2010, 9:57 PM GMTFloat like a Butterball or Sting like a beanstalk
"Yes, that's quite correct - they fit one inside another. If you had the complete set they would be priceless."
Mildred agreed to Roger's request for a threesome, but if she was to going sit on Agnes' face she wanted a cushion.
The fight ended in farce after it emerged that each camp sought advantage by nobbling the opponent's dietician.
Make that two pints Dave.
Dear Abigail. Good News. I may be able to get you that handbag after all.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 12 2010, 9:10 PM GMTDear Abigail. Good News. I may be able to get you that handbag after all.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 12 2010, 9:10 PM GMT
These bloody Crocodile riding boots you sent me, might have been a little bit...well,unfinished.
Quote: SlagA @ March 12 2010, 10:38 PM GMT
Unt wich one is Slagg A?
A moment on the lips, a life time of frustation.
Memo to: Northface Complaints Department. Subject: Organic sleeping bag.
Quote: AngieBaby @ March 12 2010, 11:16 PM GMTMemo to: Northface Complaints Department. Subject: Organic sleeping bag.
Despite Trevor's best efforts the police still classified his disappearance as 'unexplained'.
Quote: AngieBaby @ March 12 2010, 11:16 PM GMT
Dear Diary I think I got my first blow job today.
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Dear diary, I have to disagree with everyone when they say that "Crocs" are so comfortable