Quote: bigfella @ February 25 2010, 10:52 PM GMTLook! When you said we were nipping to the half moon for a pint....
Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 17
Quote: bigfella @ February 25 2010, 10:52 PM GMTLook! When you said we were nipping to the half moon for a pint....
Quote: bigfella @ February 25 2010, 10:52 PM GMTLook! When you said we were nipping to the half moon for a pint....
We often forget to name winners in this particular 'competition'
But you're winning so far BF.
Quote: Timbo @ February 25 2010, 10:36 PM GMT
The Cheshire cat was getting fed up with the Tweedle brothers getting pissed and sitting on his face

When the psychoanalyst gained access to Patrick Moore's dreams they turned out to be more fun than he'd expected.

As usual the highlight of the BBC Christmas Party was Terry Wogan catching bullets in his teeth.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:13 PM GMT
Without their costumes, The Village People could never remember the steps to the YMCA.
Or this one, take your pick.

Look we've lost all the Ball boys, shall we just call it a draw?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:20 PM GMTLook we've lost all the Ball boys, shall we just call it a draw?

The fiendish Red Baron had issued his English adversaries a challenge in which he knew they could never triumph.

"Right has everyone got it? Hands -knees- and boompsadaisy - and catch the plate again before it hits the floor".
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:13 PM GMT
There are mixed emotions watching the Champions league final as John Terry misses another penalty.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:13 PM GMT
Inaugural meeting of the 1970's clothing appreciation society witness the unveiling of Nigel Kelly's penis.

Ah, BF beat me to YMCA - damn.


Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:20 PM GMTOr this one, take your pick.
Murray's Grand Slam hopes take a nosedive, followed by a loop the loop.

The A.G.M. of the Jack Douglas 'Ippititimus' Appreciation Society discuss the minutes of the last meeting.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:20 PM GMTOr this one, take your pick.
Wimbledon entrants take drastic measures when Cliff Richard starts singing in Centre Court.