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Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 12

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 28 2009, 10:06 PM GMT
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Fab four recoil from stench of Ali's armpit.

Liston, do you want to know a secret?

(not mine; the Beatles said it!)

After the Rumble in the Jungle and the Thriller in Manilla, Ali warms up for the Homicide in Merseyside.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 29 2009, 6:36 PM GMT

After the Rumble in the Jungle and the Thriller in Manilla, Ali warms up for the Homicide in Merseyside.

Murder on the Mersey?

Quote: KJSmyling @ November 29 2009, 6:43 PM GMT

Murder on the Mersey?

Doesn't actually rhyme though. It's still better then my second choice - the Cot Death in Toxteth.

Ali invites Fab Four onto Parkinson's.

Quote: JohnnyD @ November 29 2009, 6:21 PM GMT

Liston, do you want to know a secret?

(not mine; the Beatles said it!)

Nice one, Son. :D

George was wishing he hadn't asked Ali to demonstrate the concept of a Newton's Cradle.

You know what he's like!
We should never have called it the White Album.

Ali didn't mind most of their songs, but Obla Di Obla Da pushed him over the edge.

With a Glove like that you know you should be glaaaaad! Woooh!

Help!

Ali had already covered every inch of the Ringo. It was George's turn next.

New one!

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Mummy, why does that dog STILL look better than you?

Mum! Why have they brought Aunty Ethels coffee in a bowl.

Mummy, I think you've misunderstood the phrase 'hair of the dog'.

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