I think if you blow a soap bubble at your smear test, they won't be worrying about anything else.
The BCG ladies thread... Page 16
Shall I go back a page?
Nah!
it's best as it is.
Quote: zooo @ July 23 2010, 12:25 AM BSTI think if you blow a soap bubble at your smear test, they won't be worrying about anything else.
Maybe I will use that as a decoy then.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 23 2010, 12:27 AM BSTShall I go back a page?
Nah!
it's best as it is.
You might have some great advice for me Steve. I am sure you have come across a bubble blowing, farting, itching stinking fanny in your time.
It is a very common ailment you know. All beautiful women suffer it.
We need Dr. Tim Walker.
Yea get his head down there now. He can diagnose & fix. I will get the car battery out & the jump leads.
Quote: Charley @ July 23 2010, 12:21 AM BSTOooookay!
In this warm weather we have been having. I sweat a little bit more, downstairs & this causes me to itch, downstairs so I have developed several little bumps & nicks, down them old stairs & I have to go for my 6 month follow up on a smear test & they are going to think I have some horrendous disease. It also smells more downstairs in this weather & I wash & wash. I mean my fanny is forever blowing soap bubbles but still the problem persists. Its fine for about an hour after washing but then, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. I also do a front fart a lot more these days. Must be an age thing.
The engagement's off !
>_<
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 23 2010, 12:35 AM BSTThe engagement's off !
>_<
Nooooo! Its a mere temporary ailment. It doesn't smell now. It will in 37 minutes though so be quick. It will be like when you were kids with the bubble in a stick thingy but for grown ups.
I think you've scared them all away. Pesky men dropping in and messing up our thread.
Quote: zooo @ July 23 2010, 12:33 AM BSTWe need Dr. Tim Walker.
Yeah, he would certainly have something clever to say... 
Quote: Charley @ July 23 2010, 12:36 AM BSTNooooo! Its a mere temporary ailment. It doesn't smell now. It will in 37 minutes though so be quick. It will be like when you were kids with the bubble in a stick thingy but for grown ups.
37 minutes?
What we going to do for the other 35?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 23 2010, 12:38 AM BSTI think you've scared them all away. Pesky men dropping in and messing up our thread.
I reckon they are on their way here! I think the bubble thing done it for them big time.
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 23 2010, 12:39 AM BST37 minutes?
What we going to do for the other 35?
You blow & I will bubble my lovely.
Quote: Charley @ July 23 2010, 12:40 AM BSTYou blow & I will bubble my lovely.
Au contraire methinks.
Quote: Charley @ July 23 2010, 12:32 AM BSTIt is a very common ailment you know.
Canesten doesn't help?
I came here for civilised lady-talk of makeup and handbags and kittens, and leave emotionally scarred... And it's only my second day here !
