This is from Jeremy Vine's show today. Go to 1.26.30 (1hr 26 mins 30 secs) in.
A guy who used to work in a supermarket. The debate today was about staff in supermarkets, which was brought up because of the lad from ASDA licking the chickens and pissing in bins.
Is this guy real, or is it a prank call?
It's hilarious though.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mngbj/Jeremy_Vine_17_09_2009/