British Comedy Guide

Rejected questions for Shooting Stars

For example...

How tall am I to the nearest hundredweight?

I don't want the answers but questions that are so ridiculous that could've been put forward for Shooting Stars. You can suggest multiple-choice options if you wish.

Name a hairy animal.

Name a motorway service station.

Which British Prime Minister was presented with the rotting flesh of a victoria plum by Bulgarian Health Minister, Bozhidar Nanev, as a memento of the bloodclot removed during his Colon operation?

True or False - this is the only paid work that Vic, Bob and Ulrika can get at the moment?

Is it true or must it be false?

True or false? Darren Brown uses his evil magical powers of suggestion to fool people into believing his name is Derren?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 16 2009, 11:38 PM BST

True or False - this is the only paid work that Vic, Bob and Ulrika can get at the moment?

Is it true or must it be false?

Uvavu!

The west country is named after Fred West. Is that true, or is it false?

:D

True or false? Marmots are the main ingredient of Marmite.

Quote: Badge @ September 17 2009, 9:46 AM BST

The west country is named after Fred West. Is that true, or is it false?

Laughing out loud

The walnut is a direct decendent of Carry On funny man, Sid James. Is that true, or is it false?

Quote: Badge @ September 17 2009, 9:46 AM BST

The west country is named after Fred West. Is that true, or is it false?

You should submit that :D

Question: How did Derren Brown find time to do all of the Lottery Trickery AND bring out a new book about mysterious symbols

What is the population of China and what are their names?

'Point...Break'
'Car...Brake'
'Window...Break'
'Take A...?'

'Break?'

'No, shit.'

Miss Scarlett in The Kitchen with the Lead Piping. Game?

Cluedo

The answer is in fact Yes, she's very game

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