Ramsey

It's old news, but I might as well write it down.

--------------------

RAMSEY: You trying to make me look like a c**t? Is that what you're doing, you stupid f**ks? Telling me I don't know what I'm f**king talking about, mugging me off like a muggy c**t? WHO THE F**K do you think you are?! Well?! I could shit all over you, you arrogant sons of -

CAMERA CUTS TO SHOCKED FACES OF 9 YEAR OLD KIDS.

VO: Catch 'Ramsey's School Dinners' this friday on More 4.

Very Kevin Bishop...

It works as a quickie. Doesn't blow me away, mind.

Dan

I think watching 'Sexy Beast' last night influenced my dialogue.

Quote: Flaner @ September 16 2009, 9:46 AM BST

It's old news, but I might as well write it down.

--------------------

RAMSEY: You trying to make me look like a c**t? Is that what you're doing, you stupid f**ks? Telling me I don't know what I'm f**king talking about, mugging me off like a muggy c**t? WHO THE F**K do you think you are?! Well?! I could shit all over you, you arrogant sons of -

CAMERA CUTS TO SHOCKED FACES OF 9 YEAR OLD KIDS.

VO: Catch 'Ramsey's School Dinners' this friday on More 4.

View original

I prefer Tom G's below (posted in March!)

Quote: Tom G @ March 22 2009, 8:25 PM BST

INT. KITCHEN

GORDON IS HOLDING A PLATE OF HEALTHY FOOD AND SHOUTING AT CHEFS OUT OF SHOT

GORDON
What the f**king f**k is this shit. Look at that chicken, it looks like a white dog turd. who the f**k do you think you are, I wouldn't feed this to my f**king worst enemy. You've let every f**ker down, your f**king mum, your f**king dad, your teachers.

CAMERA CUTS TO GROUP OF SCHOOLCHILDREN IN CHEFS HATS AND APRONS WHO ARE ALL STOOD IN STUNNED SILENCE

VOICEOVER
Gordon Ramsay's school dinners. starts Friday at nine f**king pm.

View original

I particularly like Tom G's VO - "starts Friday at nine f**king pm."

It's one of those jokes that's so obvious, some one's always going to beat you to the punch. A twist with Jamie Oliver who had a show of that name, may help?

In retrospect, it appears as if I completely plagerised that. I can feel a Coldplay v Joe Satriani battle coming on.