Emoticomedy

I've asked this before; can you write a gag using only emoticons? I'm asking again, because there are so many new emoticons around now.

Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:

Like that? Not great, but...

Quote: Nogget @ September 16 2009, 9:03 AM BST

I've asked this before; can you write a gag using only emoticons?

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Quote: shaggy292 @ September 16 2009, 10:22 AM BST

Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:

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That'd be a no then.

Quote: chipolata @ September 16 2009, 10:30 AM BST

That'd be a no then.

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Curt, it's a good effort, in that it works. Full marks for that, although it would be nice to do a gag to which we don't already know the punchline.

The chicken's not really an emoticon, is it?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 16 2009, 1:29 PM BST

The chicken's not really an emoticon, is it?

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Sure it is. It represents me dealing with my wife.

Curt wins.

Quote: Nogget @ September 16 2009, 1:35 PM BST

Sure it is. It represents me dealing with my wife.

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To true brotha!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 16 2009, 2:04 PM BST

Curt wins.

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There is only one way to celebrate this victory...

Quote: Curt @ September 16 2009, 12:44 PM BST

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Racist.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 16 2009, 2:12 PM BST

Racist.

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Shut your dirty Gypsy mouth, I am not.