Problem solved, just hire bigfella to come round and re-enact the entire series in his Henry VIII suit. Tell her you threw away the tape because nothing beats live theatre.
You could probably get Leevil to be Catherine of Aragon for a Subway and a can of Tizer.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 15 2009, 4:00 PM BSTProblem solved, just hire bigfella to come round and re-enact the entire series in his Henry VIII suit. Tell her you threw away the tape because nothing beats live theatre.
You could probably get Leevil to be Catherine of Aragon for a Subway and a can of Tizer.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 15 2009, 4:00 PM BSTYou could probably get Leevil to be Catherine of Aragon for a Subway and a can of Tizer.
Well at least I don't have to give head.
Err no, no. That wouldn't be required!
I think you find I'm the King Marc!!!!
And if I want head....
Good point!
Quote: bigfella @ September 15 2009, 4:16 PM BSTI think you find I'm the King Marc!!!!
And if I want head....
You'll call the executioner?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 15 2009, 1:56 PM BSTCould you just get a history book?
From the little I have seen of The Tudors that might just confuse the issue.
Quote: Timbo @ September 15 2009, 4:36 PM BSTFrom the little I have seen of The Tudors that might just confuse the issue.
You mean it's not factual? 
Quote: Marc P @ September 15 2009, 4:09 PM BSTErr no, no. That wouldn't be required!
As nice as your hat is, a lot of jokes go straight over it 
Quote: Leevil @ September 15 2009, 5:36 PM BSTAs nice as your hat is, a lot of jokes go straight over it
Ah, he meant because Catherine of Aragon wasn't beheaded, merely divorced.
10 points to Dolly \o/
Quote: Leevil @ September 15 2009, 6:11 PM BST10 points to Dolly \o/
Thank you. Can I put them on my Clubcard?
You can try.
Actually minus 10 points for Dolly.
The marriage was annulled.
(which might be spelt wrong)