GORDON BROWN AND ALISTAIR DARLING IS TALKING TO THE CHIEF OF THE TUC.
TUC
Right Gordon we in the TUC have you over a barrel. You need our money and we could bring the country to it's knees with strikes. You're more f**ked than a gypsy hooligan in Jordan's bedroom.
GORDON
You're completely right we give in to all your demands.
TUC
I beg your pardon.
GORDON
Just please let us join a Union. We're about to be sacked by our 63 million uncaring bosses and why; ok we started wars, pissed the economy up the wall and filled the country with feral students doing media studies.
ALISTAIR DARLING
But it's hard work. Travelling hundreds of miles between your multiple homes, do you know how heavy a house is? How hard it is to flip?
TUC
Oh that's alright we already formed a union for you, here you go you pillocks.
HANDS ALISTAIR AND GORDON A PIECE OF PAPER.
GORDON
Well that's a bit rude!
ALISTAIR READS THE PIECE OF PAPER
The Union of Primeministers Imminently Leaving Offices, and Chancellors. You pillocks that makes sense.
TUC
Now as you're about to be dumped by the electorate faster than a prune and laxative curry I think you should strike.
ALISTAIR
Boo down with the voters, thieving chancellors a chance! How long have we got to do this for?
TUC
Just till David Cameron's elected and has all Union members rounded up and shot.
GORDON
And I thought I was Gordon Brown Shirt! Boo incompetent Scots Primeministers for life!