Patrick Swizzle dead Page 2

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 15 2009, 1:48 AM BST

Did your Mum see visions of Swayze's Ghost character and end-up with a huge collection of vases that looked like big ceramic cocks?

View original

No, she got the Demi Moore haircut and started wearing overalls. The whole thing was part of her mid-life crisis. It's sad yet funny. made great material. Oh yes, the pots. No cocks, just lopsided vases and wobbly bowls.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 15 2009, 1:50 AM BST

To Wong Foo is okay. I saw it on a date. He had no idea it was about drag queens, which was my little surprise. I couldn't come up with a way to get rid of him. This worked great. Take that knowledge and do with it what you will.

View original

I thought your brother in law may have loaned it to you.

Little tip for budding movie execs... if you want to make a woman look sexy and available, yet at the same time intelligent, get them to sit at a potter's wheel - with their legs wide open. Or, plan 'B', get them to play the cello - with their legs wide open.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 15 2009, 1:56 AM BST

Little tip for budding movie execs... if you want to make a woman look sexy and available, yet at the same time intelligent, get them to sit at a potter's wheel - with their legs wide open. Or, plan 'B', get them to play the cello - with their legs wide open.

View original

Or get them to play strippers. With their legs wide open.

Or get them to keep their legs open - with their legs open.

No, he's a Hugo Weaving man.

*nods sagely*

Stop! We're cheapening the Swizzledeath thread, damn it.

"That's Numberwang!"

Let us be respectful.

*two minutes' silence*

*coughs*

*chews tongue*

*thinks about female gymnasts*

*coughs again*

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 15 2009, 2:02 AM BST

"That's Numberwang!"

View original

*snigger*

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 15 2009, 2:04 AM BST

*two minutes' silence*

*coughs*

*chews tongue*

*thinks about female gymnasts*

*coughs again*

View original

You're incorrigible, sir!

Well that's at least 2 minutes.

So, Dirty Dancing, anyone else think this was a misleading title?

Well, would "Grinding Pelvises" have been any better???