I just thought I'd highlight this sketch, it really makes me laugh, it's just really stupid and dumb.
Anybody like Chewin' The Fat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc6gvyWRkvQ
Don't think wee, think big.
The Big Man
Chewin The Fat was fantastic and gave us Jack & Victor.
That clip also has Winston from Still Game in it. 
And others, probably, if I'd watched the whole thing.
This is not a sitcom! Moving thread now. Please be more careful James. Thanks.
Some hilarious writing in this. "I've ate steak pies older than you. I bet if the Big Man was to stick his hand down your knickers he wouldnae find any hair, just traces of your auld man's lipstick!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uKDm6dUCUM&feature=related
And this one "I'm the man - unless you're no' careful boy - who's gonna rearrange your face that bad that your wee boy is gonna be askin' his mammy the night why there's a pizza at the letterbox, begging to get in!"
Is there a problem here?