This is a thread for totally unfounded and unscientific theories based on nothing more then ignorance, bias and hearsay. (Thanks to Geoff Mutton for the suggestion - ie. blame him).
I'll go first -
I reckon Red Bull gives you stomach cancer, especially if taken alongside Bacon Flavoured Wheat Crunchies.
I reckon most WAGs don't actually have any genitalia, just a smooth Barbie doll-style plastic mound down there.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 1:12 AM BSTI reckon most WAGs don't actually have any genitalia, just a smooth Barbie doll-style plastic mound down there.
Yeah but surely the footballer must f**k something or they'd have no choice but to rape...
Oh wait no, that makes a lot of sense now.
Quote: Paul W @ September 14 2009, 8:22 AM BSTYeah but surely the footballer must f**k something or they'd have no choice but to rape...
Oh wait no, that makes a lot of sense now.
There's always a choice whether to rape, Paul (shakes his head sadly).
Ladies - If you eat three bacon sandwiches on the day you have sex you won't get pregnant!
Warning - puting brown sauce on said sandwiches removes the effectiveness!
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 1:12 AM BSTI reckon most WAGs don't actually have any genitalia, just a smooth Barbie doll-style plastic mound down there.
That actually sounds quite a turn on. 
I reckon 95% of 'WAGs' have loose, sloppy vaginas that they can't help but open to any passing male.