Would normally steer clear of this song, but since it's not Gordy I'll make an exception...
To the tune of GOLDEN BROWN by THE STRANGLERS
Derren Brown, effects-a good con
He's renowned for leading us all on
E-ve-ry night
Fools our eye-sight
Makes us all frown
Does Derren Brown
Each time is better than the last
His tricks are rarely surpassed
By David Blaine
Who's a real pain
But-wish I was down
With Derren Brown
Derren Brown
Spins a good tale
Leads us up the garden trail
So what he's gay?
And wears a toupeé
Makes the girls frown
Does Derren Brown.
Derren Brown gives-me a migraine
He's a clown and a mind-bender.
Predicts the lott'ry
In time for tea
Worth a few pounds
Is Derren Brown
Tells us that it's all a trick
That he'll tell us how-he did it
Then the next day
He doesn't say
Oh what a prick
Enough of this shit
Makes us all frown
Does Derren Brown
A modern clown
Is Derren Brown
